What If King Kong Just Needed Pancakes?
- Jul 23
- 1 min read

A monster-sized snack break in defense of feeding yourself like you matter.
Even monsters wake up bloated,
craving carbs
and deeply regretting the city they ate last night.
King Kong?
Just a misunderstood foodie
with a soft spot for funnel cake
and an unprocessed childhood.

You think world domination is easy?
Try doing it on an empty stomach.
Try doing anything without a snack.
He didn’t smash that building.
He tripped looking for pizza.
He didn’t roar at the helicopters.
He just hadn’t had his pancakes yet.

This is your reminder:
Eat the cake.
Eat the noodles.
Eat the thing you’re fantasizing about while pretending a celery stick is “enough.”
Food is not the villain.
Shame is.
Now if you’ll excuse me,
I have a cupcake to emotionally connect with.












King Kong Nourishing His Body: Art by Blume Bauer
🍋 At The Yellow Studio, we believe that making art, building a business, and feeding your creative fire all start with real nourishment — for your body, your mind, and your imagination. Yes, even King Kong gets snack breaks.





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